UW System replaces Shields (Antagonist)

Cato Tag, General Reporter

October 29, 2015

Filed under Antagonist, Showcase

In a stunning move, UW System President Ray Cross has announced that he intends to appoint himself chancellor and provost of the University of Wisconsin-Platteville. “All this fussing and fighting has to stop,” Cross stated... Read more »

Hungry Games (Antagonist)

Jenny from-DeBlok, General Reporter

October 29, 2015

Filed under Antagonist

UW-Platteville will host a “Hunger Games” style competition to determine which majors to cut due to the budget carnage. In efforts to reduce hostility among all departments with staff and students, the university will be... Read more »

Changes for English department (Antagonist)

Cato Tag, General Reporter

October 29, 2015

Filed under Antagonist

In response to administration pressures to do something about the wasteful general education curriculum, members of the English program at the University of Wisconsin-Platteville have proposed a radical cost-saving measure. “By... Read more »

Gamers stock up on supplies for Fallout 4 (Antagonist)

Jasper the Friendly Ghost, General Reporter

October 29, 2015

Filed under Antagonist

With Bethesda’s long awaited game Fallout 4 now less than two weeks away from release, many students around campus are undergoing intense preparation. The open world apocalypse survival game has kept fans waiting for seven years,... Read more »

CPR now DTF (Antagonist)

Jenny From-DeBlok, General Reporter

October 29, 2015

Filed under Antagonist

In response to some popular suggestion, Campus Programming and Relations will change their current name to one that won’t create lots of mix up. “Diverse and Totally Fun” or “DTF” will become the new name starting Saturday,... Read more »

Hotdogs motivate Pioneers (Antagonist)

Oscar Myer

October 29, 2015

Filed under Antagonist

Over 20,000 hotdogs were left over following Saturday’s showdown between the Pioneer football team and the UW-Oshkosh Titans. Because of less than acclimate weather and lack of interest in Pioneer football from the student body,... Read more »

Don’t intend to offend

Don’t intend to offend

October 29, 2015

University makes the call, cheap addy for all

Ophelia Balls, ballso@uwplatt.edu

April 1, 2015

Filed under Antagonist

Starting April 13, Health Services will distribute Adderall to the student population in order to counteract the proposed budget cuts. With the end of the semester in sight, students will be lining up to receive their daily fix... Read more »