Ettor to the leditor: No po-po 5-0

I hate to say this, but the Exponent has gone down hill lately. The past few weeks have not had police reports, and I am disappointed, to say the least. It was bad enough when you stopped publishing comics and puzzles, but this is ridiculous. What sort of newspaper doesn’t have police reports? Now what am I supposed to read while I’m at work, the news stories? Never mind the fact that I can find every police report online. The Exponent is a reflection of the University of Wisconsin-Platteville, and right now, you’re making our university look lame. I’m starting to get sick of reading about things like the budget, parking and other irrelevant topics. If I wanted to learn about real news, I’d read it on Buzzfeed.

You should really try to be more professional. The only news I care about is who got busted stealing from Wal-Mart, and who got caught drinking underage. If you aren’t going to publish those stories, I have no reason to read the Exponent.  I’d cancel my subscription if I didn’t get free copies on campus and at my place of work.