On March 2, 2020 Penelope Charmin’s water broke right on campus! I didn’t even know she was pregnant, did you? Anyway, this is the story I heard through the grapevine. She went to bed early with cramps and woke up a bunch of times to pee, according to her roommate.
“She woke me up every time she got up to pee. She’s so loud and I didn’t get any sleep. I don’t feel bad that she had the kid on campus” said A Choo Kleenex.
When she finally got up in the morning and went to class in Doudna, she had to pee again before class started. This is where the drama happens, I think. So Penelope is in the bathroom, with her coat backpack on, walking into the stall, when all of a sudden she felt a jerk….boom. Water everywhere. The latch of the stall door caught her water bottle top and ripped it right off, spilling it all over her backpack, coat and the floor.
“I tried to clean it up the best I could. I was so mad though because my water bottle broke!” said Penelope. “ That was my only water bottle.”
It turns out that the gossip was all wrong. She has a urinary tract infection which makes her pee all the time and it was her dang water bottle that broke. Not her water.