What is your organization:
UW Platteville Lettuce-Eating Club
Who can join?
Meetings are open to anyone who can keep a secret π
Any upcoming events?
On April 14, the Biannual UW lettuce-eating competition.
Come and test your chops of steel with the top representatives of lettuce-eating clubs across the UW system. Winner gets the coveted lettuce muncher crown.
When are your meetings?
Bridgeway bridge, every night, 3 a.m. All unfinished produce gets chucked off the bridge because itβs fun to watch.
A note from the president
We are a club dedicated to the most noble pursuit. We carry on the sacred traditions of our forefathers. To worship the day that our one true lord W. Atlee Burpee & Co. blessed us with this purest of all foliage, we eat a head of lettuce as quickly as possible.