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Boxer-Brief Police Reports

October 31, 2018

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Oct. 22 Tessa Turnerton, 20, Platteville. 911 Caller advised that a girl was on his front porch at 3 am. Police arrived to find the subject sitting there carving a pumpkin while humming “The Monster Mash.” When questioned as to ...

Boxer-Brief Police Reports

April 4, 2018

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Mar. 27 Lucy Little, 19, Platteville. Caller reported a drunk female hanging bras on a tree. When police arrived she had fallen asleep under the bra littered tree. She was issued a citation for public intoxication and vandalism....

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April 4, 2018

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Editor’s Note: In order to remain relevant, we at the real Fake News Antagonist have to follow the current trends of the fake Fake News media.  Because the fake Fake News media publishes entire tweeters from President Grump, ...

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