Mar. 27
Lucy Little, 19, Platteville. Caller reported a drunk female hanging bras on a tree. When police arrived she had fallen asleep under the bra littered tree. She was issued a citation for public intoxication and vandalism....
Editor’s Note: In order to remain relevant, we at the real Fake News Antagonist have to follow the current trends of the fake Fake News media. Because the fake Fake News media publishes entire tweeters from President Grump, ...
Stricter snow emergency parking is to be implemented effective immediately. Campus Police have solved the parking predicament that has been plaguing the students on campus for ages. After unanimous vote, students will now...
