The Antagonist office has been overrun by a bunch of rats. They are everywhere.
The issue started last week when a new General Reporter joined The Antagonist, looking to eventually be promoted to an official position
As it turned out, it was 157 rats inside of a trench coat, collectively referring to themselves as Joshua Ratman. We thought that was just his last name. No. It was, in fact, a rat man. 157 rats to be precise.
At least half of The Antagonist board has been tied up and locked inside of those creepy unoccupied office rooms in Ullrich. The janitor lost their keys, so retrieving them is, at the current moment, entirely impossible.
I can hear Joshua, all 157 of him, breaking down the door. They have already claimed the rest of Pioneer Tower. The Exponent has been utterly annihilated. WSUP has been overthrown; the rats are broadcasting propoganda to push their ideologies.
The lock is already coming loose. Dear reader, please, don’t succumb to the rats. Survive.