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Antagonist Dating Profiles

Name: Scarlett Pepper
Always: in 428 Warner Hall
Two truths and one lie…
1. My only personality trait is being the president of the Antagonist. 2. I’m into car guys and photographers. 3. I’m definitely not 4’ 11’’

Name: Stan Stanminson
Wandering: in an Engineering Hall
Songs that sum up my life:
1. Me and Your Mama – Childish Gambino (especially Warren Peace’s mama)
2. The Home Depot Beat – The Home Depot
3. California Gurls – Katy Perry and Snoop Dog

Name: Warren Peace
Fighting: Stan Stanminson for dating my mom
In the event of a zombie apocalypse … First, I am raiding any and all of those “Stanger Things” vegan chicken nuggets. They were the best things I have ever eaten, and I want them all to myself. I’m also stealing Barry’s cat.

Name: Lou Sir
Being: a silly goose
I am only on here to watch the drama between Stan and Warren. I love my girlfriend.

Name: Joe Photo
I’m: driving
Unpopular opinion: I like brunettes? … that’s unpopular right? Eh, I don’t care.

Name: Barry Biggs
Doing: page one
Constantly keeping people away from my cat. Yeah, I am talking about you, Warren.

Name: Cherry Lemon
Not: Loving Adobe Illustrator
Most likely to start bouncing off the walls after eating a Skittle
Least likely to go to bed after eating said Skittle.

Name: Flapjack Bigslap
Probably: writing
I have no free time, I’m too busy writing. Next.

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