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Green as a piece of grass
The pickles go straight
To your ass.
I hope that you don’t pass gas.
The sour pickles
Make your mouth water
Just like the jalapeños that seem much hotter.
Eating pickles is
Like a dream
Pickles are good for you it seems!
Pickles filling up
Your home
Why, what else makes this place
Feel like home?
Yum, yum you eat all the pickles up
Yum, yum–ouch you ate too much.
No, you don’t care
You will eat pickles
Almost everywhere.
In your car
Or during class
Pickles until you collapse.
