CPR now DTF (Antagonist)

In response to some popular suggestion, Campus Programming and Relations will change their current name to one that won’t create lots of mix up. “Diverse and Totally Fun” or “DTF” will become the new name starting Saturday, Oct. 31.

“It’s about time they change their name. Do you know how many times people almost died because they needed CPR but people kept confusing those two things?” Lionel Trane, freshmen underwater fine arts major said.

DTF is said to be a more diverse and gender inclusive organization. DTF is now opening more positions in their organization as well.

“You think you’re DTF? Come and apply within,” says their new hiring banner outside the Pioneer Involvement Center.

Literally anyone who thinks they are DTF is encouraged to apply. DTF events will start later this week.