Greetings!- From Lake Anxiety

Must be my 7th? 8th? 9th trip with week.

So, I hate lakes and I can’t fucking swim. 

Maybe that’s why they tell me it’s self-inflicted

That’s what they probably told Van Gogh 

Vincent and I are pretty similar 

Except for the whole ear situation 

And the fact that he’s a famous painter

I’m also not a ginger either

I wish I was. I wish I could paint too

Well, I can but not in a famous way

Not in a “She was a beautiful tortured mind” way

More like a “Hmm that’s not that bad” way

Can you define “not that bad”?