Ettor to the leditor: No po-po 5-0

Ima Bisch, [email protected]

April 1, 2015

I hate to say this, but the Exponent has gone down hill lately. The past few weeks have not had police reports, and I am disappointed, to say the least. It was bad enough when you stopped publishing comics and puzzles, but this...

Don’t forget to tip your stripper

Benjamin Jerkin, [email protected]

April 1, 2015

Students will soon be able to strip themselves free of college debt as the city of Platteville plans to construct a dual-sexual strip club where the Shell gas station once stood. With budget cuts, tuition freezes, employee reduction...

Walkerways to keep students on track

Megan Keylish, [email protected]

April 1, 2015

Despite the carnage budget cuts are bringing to campus, the University of Wisconsin-Platteville has set aside $16 million for the development of moving walkways. The sidewalks of Greenwood Avenue, Longhorn Drive, Southwest Road,...

Antagonist: Porn, showing skin to save our skins

Monkey King, [email protected]

April 1, 2015

The University of Wisconsin System, also known as “The Crown Jewel” of the state of Wisconsin, will never ever have to worry about money again. The entire UW-system can thank the soon-to-be-evaporated Media Studies Department. In...

Antagonist: Commencement 2015 cancelled

Tom A. Toetosser, [email protected]

April 1, 2015

Commencement for the Spring 2015 semester is cancelled. Budgetary cuts are not listed as the cause. After weeks of discussion amongst students, faculty, staff and administration during the Fall 2014 semester about changing this...

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