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University bans walking

Haurchi Kikiyo, [email protected]

March 29, 2017

Filed under Antagonist

  The University of Wisconsin-Platteville has banned all people from walking on campus sidewalks. Students must now use grass to get to classes. Due to the amount of service vehicles needing to get around on campus,...

New virus spreads across Pioneer campus

Sam-i Colon, [email protected]

March 29, 2017

Filed under Antagonist

On March 28, students and staff on the University of Wisconsin-Platteville began experiences symptoms of a new virus identified by the Center of Disease Control. According to the CDC, those who have this new disease may no...

Masked Squirrel Vigilante Nutting All Over Campus

Chip Squirrelman, [email protected]

March 29, 2017

Filed under Antagonist

  Numerous reports of a masked vigilante being spotted on campus have been made. The identity of the masked hero being dubbed “Super Squirrel” is not known but eye witness reports say that he has been popping up all...

Major Fix-It coming to UW-Platteville

Monkey Nutz, [email protected]

March 29, 2017

Filed under Antagonist

  Because it’s that time of year and spring cleaning is just around the corner, the university has announced its First Annual Ever “Fix That Sh*t” award. “This is a bold initiative,” said Chief Custodian Harrie...

Computer science study uncovers ‘Deb-Disciples’

Arnold Howitz

March 29, 2017

Filed under Antagonist

A recent study conducted by the computer science department has found that approximately 87 percent of UW-Platteville students have added Deb Meyer to their spam folder, but the 13 percent audience whom Meyer still contacts seems ...

Gard brothers to switch coaching positions

Champ Kind, [email protected]

March 29, 2017

Filed under Antagonist, Showcase

  Greg Gard, the head men’s basketball coach at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and his brother Jeff Gard the head men’s basketball coach at the UW-Platteville will switch head coaching positions for the upcoming...

Man loses himself. Finds him again on 2nd Street. Gets Brothers crew neck.

P–FIB, [email protected]

October 26, 2016

Filed under Antagonist

As Platteville celebrated its 150th birthday this past weekend, there was another kind of celebration taking place in James Gumb’s life. Following a day of drinking, also known as “day drinking,” Gumb was last seen by his...

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